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facts about chat rooms BePe

BePe Chat room is a discussion platform, but they also have the most unique facts other. want to know want to know?

Fact 1 is a promotion so many facebook and twitter in the room, and we know that discussion forums hehe

second Fact 2 is a lot of selling in the room whether they sell food or food stalls warungan (despite our distance away) hehe if room when it's already trading market already rich Malem

Fact 3 is when it went into her room feeling very strange indeed, but when it often feels like again, .. Why? keseruan many of the kids brought a chat room, for example at night when we play guessing crisp. Sometimes
also play curhatcurhatan (I think that often vent haha)

Facts to 4 is in a chat room we could find people crazy, crazy does not mean stress but gokiel hehehe. maybe people can not I mention it because too many

Fact 5 is a lot of people in chat rooms in disguise so BePe, his wife, sauadaranya BePe BePe or their close relatives. maybe it is oang jail but with instructions from the pack heads and admin can we know? what is right and wrong (Ayoo children accepted the chat room we speak of love to pack heads and admin * thanks *)

Fact 6 is a frequent occurrence in the chat quarrel our room but it could be solved with a solid. for us "no anarchist, racist important narcissistic" hehe

Fact 7 when there's a new entry, the questions they ask you is "Where BePe? When did BePe online? Usually BePe online anytime " .


I think so many other facts. For more details, please visit the room in www.bambangpamungkas20.com
BePe
Do not be shy to make friends. because here we are together.

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5 FACTS ABOUT ME

Too confident if I reveal why I made this record,. Immediately wrote 5 facts about me. perhaps one can only know by name and face but this time it is a fact about me, about myself

Fact 1. I am a cool person in my appearance did not even notice the clothes are tidy or not? What is important so aja, hehe. Not
no one noticed but this is how I,. Too cool.
Because in this case I always give priority to confidence. not cool in appearance only but in their interaction. sometimes a lot of people who want to be friends but I am very indifferent indirectly. that person then scolded me and assessing my personal is an arrogant person but I just want to clarify that I am not arrogant there were times when I had to choose a friend.

Fact 2. I was the one who does not like math. in the national exam is math really paid attention. but basically I was trying to cover my shortcomings by achieving other values \u200b\u200bmean when I can not math but I should be able to cover the value of mathematics with other subjects.
There are many opinions that say that "all the clever clever mathematics lesson" but the fact is that talk can not be definitive proof, many people there are clever mathematics but can not be all subjects,


Fact 3 I liked the history lesson, because I think learning about the past not only we can add insight, but could be more from it. history is a mirror of the future.

Fact 4 believe it or not, when my childhood often mebuat poems about LOVE, hehe indeed seem flirty but it's a satisfaction for me. satisfaction because it has been creating new talent

Oren Persija Fact # 5 shirt that I first use is the Liverpool shirt gift my mother. Clothes that keep a grief and love, when I rain and the pain was there for warm clothes my body and clothes were a witness I sacrifice my love for my taste

5 facts have not been able to represent facts about me.
act if there is something different that maybe it all comes from you, because you can see my personal

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I have sinned .. Loving sister in law

Not the least of terbersik to hurt Kak Dian (pseudonym) kandungku own brother. I just could not resist the temptation of Diamond Ferry (pseudonym), her husband, so we engage in sexual relations so far. My sister in law that has claimed kegadisanku.

My story begins when I lived in the house kak Dian after aides decided to stop working in the house. Since then, kak Dian looked overwhelmed taking care of his house, manalagi must take care of her husband and two small children. Therefore, I offered to stay with him. Count-I could lighten the load.

welcomed my offer kak Dian, in actually very grateful I want to stay with him, taking care of children, and cleaning the house.

I myself have more than a year unemployed. Having graduated in 2003, I just spend my time at home. I had never tried to find work, because I think I'm a girl and eventually will take care of household and the husband later. At home kak Dian I can entertain myself. All facilities are complete. Kala kak Dian and her husband left for work, I was able to utilize everything in the house. Starting from the all available food, watch a movie until the play playstation.

I just take care of two children kak Dian, that did not have too much trouble, because they're old enough to be warned. Practical work the weight, just eat and drink prepared for kak Dian and her husband. After that I could be free again. That's why I'm welcome to stay at home.

Each finished payday, kak Dian Ferry husband always gave me quite a bit of pocket money to buy cosmetics and clothes. Instead, they want to stay home alone forever. Although he said I was married, I could still stay in the house. Houses kak Dian is wide enough to accommodate two families. Number of rooms there are five biuah, plus living room and family room is very roomy.

seventh month I lived in that house, kak Dian sick husband. He suffered broken bones after an accident in the border city. Ferry must rest for two months. Because kak Dian busy working, I have to replace the care of goldfish Ferry. Starting from the need to eat, drink up to this and that all I do. It's known kak Dian career woman who is very busy. He had come home at night.

From where the disaster begins. Secretly, mas Ferry often care for me. I'm very aware of it, but I try to hide it. Lama - long added Ferry mas dare he started holding my hand and tried to seduce me, I just shut up and try to turn away from rayunya persuasion, so I took only a mere joke.

One afternoon when I was sleeping soundly in the room, suddenly there was a heavy burden to rest on my body. I was shocked shocked and tried to rebel, but that power menindihku increasingly powerful. I am powerless against it, and finally, mas Ferry ....

Since then, our adventure begins. No longer feeling a sense of rebellion in me instead, I'm sure if Ferry is a brother-in-law. We're diving adventure without boundaries. I feel bedosa to Kak Dian .. excuse me kak. Every night I cried and begged for mercy. Now I try to stay away from goldfish Ferry hopefully give me the strength of the above.

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Jakmania, BEPELOVERS AND CHAT ROOM IN THE WEB Bepe

Jakmania.
previously may not have known the same cave that name but since I know so familiar Jakmania Persija cave. Even the cave so Jakmania unfortunately very interested in the cave age to the 17-year old man cave has not been approved. Its okay I'll try as best cave for them to agree because it made cave Jakmania Liverpool supporter and still have a heart like a man on the other.
Through cyberspace networking sites can have a lot of caves Jakmania friends. and now not only become friends in the virtual world there is even a cave anggep be brothers. those properties that have a high solid to make the cave of wonder and also from a cave Jakmania can be grown. pokonya cave learned a lot.


Bepelovers
bepelovers it is the designation for the ultimate bambang lovers or people who called BePe. The first time I do not ever know that lovers BePe it a lot but when he saw the virtual world, the oath was surprised really because so many facebook and twitter account name behind him that the ultimate and the number 20. and they create a community that called BePe lovers.

Chat rooms on the web BePe
First time you log on the site www.bambangpamungkas20.com cave had not ever thought about if there is a place of chat rooms. that I know There's only writing about BePe doang, hehe. given the same cave tau temen rindy cave. he is rarely there, but already have an account chat there and try to create account chat cave. first entered the cave known is the figure of a yayan. according to him gokil cave, the cave known as tyas information, not just the two of them and much more. because I cried so very welcome. until now I still onlen there and have many friends from the chat room,.
Create a cave room cave house so there already, because they all also already anggep so the family cave. Looking for friends emang

not have to choose but it's good we choose which is best for us and also from Jakmania, bepelovers and a chat room on the web container BePe cave can search for friends. what's best for the cave friend.
And according cave knowing BePe Jakmania and cave lovers can find friends and even family who are looking for this cave. although not born with but we have one goal. mutually supportive Persija. and are both lovers BePe.

Cave can be strong due to the spirit of lo
Cave
Thanks are also due lo
Greetings friend

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And greetings lovers BePe

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Football INDONESIA AND Persija

Not football name if not provided an interesting attraction. Not football name if not able to entertain his audience. Hah
because football is not just a sport to run after the ball but 90 points to win.
talking about the balls, much nih from among us who love football from the very same parents until the children were also. mapun Both the ball out of the country.

Engga outdone by them, the cave also has its own story about football, watching football
Start times emang rada do not understand, even I can not bedain where opponents and friends. Hehehe ma'lum I was new.

a cave like the first team is Chelsea, the first cave-angotan angot still make watching the ball.
be continued cave caves know Persija of friends from there began to like the same cave Persija plus there is the figure of a Hamka hamzah. As time goes BePe clay cave in asia cup, Naah darisitu also cave started to like the same figure of a bambang ultimate.
From BePe continue to Persija and of continued and sustained Persija cave could love Persija ampe kaya gini. BePe emang my inspiration but I love tetep to Persija.

Well, if I bandingin watch and watch Chelsea Liverpool, I watched Inter's more happy because I can watch Liverpool shout, sing and pray directly to support the team pride cave. Emang
anyway? Sometimes many riots that occurred due to football, all because of the difference. But the difference was really wonderful if we do everything wisely. Depending yourself wrote react, and according to personal cave cave not thinking about the riot because basically I only support the task team pride.

Ya want how again? This is what the Indonesian football full-color but when come together only There are two colors in a flag that is red and white.
And according to this the most unique caves in Indonesian football. Since the cave

Persija know, everything changes. from the attitude of the cave that had angot-angotan very fond of watching the ball so the ball particularly Indonesia. grotto so increasingly in love with football Indonesia include the pride of the cave there is a team that is Liverpool.
Champions League, premier league etc already forgot tuh, hehehe


He said Indonesia lost ball ball mulu Indonesia Says
not qualified
But the world must know
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regret it can make us rise

A bitter experience but can be used as material for learning.
"I was sitting in class 3SMP, the innocence I've always said something that made my heart begetar when he saw the figure of a man is love. I understand now that the meaning of love is more than that, more than anything which could never felt that easy especially in humans.
3smp I learned, 3smp I also get something wonderful but painful memories.
incident was started when I was like an older class, and exactly in october we laud a bond because I was blinded by talk of love began to feel hurt. how not? that guy who always says "I love you" has gone, is not going to leave this world but to go from the heart. he turned either into which women?
month wait This relationship just hang and ends. And I realize that love is just bitter.
fragile continue until I find a wisdom that "the pain is beginning to become better."
about crying, I never wanted to cry. Because the description of the story is not to be mourned,
as fair if the man just came and went. fair when I was hurt by human activities.
a beautiful thing is when we love God Almighty.
now I regret what happened but regret this makes me more mature and always learned not to repeat them. learn and keep learning to think and can choose which is good and bad

one by one incident is evidence that " regrets make us rise up "

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that love conquers all

foreign title was not really at the hearing because it is one of the titles written by bambang scratches ultimate, the purpose of this paper not want to copy and paste notes BePe. indeed the same title and the point was somewhat similar but distinctly different contents

* to the point * Stepping
high school, so maybe that time I was not spelled out was a small child again, but had stepped on a fairly mature age. I started to try and change the other .
I also wanted to show my love for my pride in football team. spele but that's too important for me because basically I had to fight my fear (as was terrified of coming to the stadium) and also I desperately need a permit to the parents. Although in the end I have reviled. And until the incident I promised "I will be happy parents but that does not mean I should be willing to leave my love my pride in the team". Not that challenging but just wanted to prove a feeling that maybe people say this is a gift too Animashaun
Indeed, too pretentious but this is what love is, despite the sacrifices I do still just a seed that, hopefully from these seeds could be a sweet fruit ... and it was proven that THAT LOVE conquers all, a sense of fear Beat the devil in your life and make themselves into a better person.
I can only hope hopefully in the future be better



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of virtual world up to become sister

Simple title but contain a story full of a word, which takdapat written all one by one. Early

times all of that from a social networking site in the form of a chat room dah a social networking site that connects one to the other profile (facebook).
first mission to create an account that is to interact with others but to see how their minds, there is a sense of want to be like that ..

social networking site does not just offer a friendship but a limited info info about Inter's example, even before actual I do not know is unclear when Liverpool play, exercise and everything nothing about Liverpool, but after wrestling in the virtual world can I tell her, (although the same is entirely dependent internet ga)

of cyberspace Then I found a lot of people who diverse. that sometimes forming my character stronger in because of their support for me even though indirectly.
"A friend in cyberspace could be a brother", a word that engga really impossible for the hearing of the ear because for me, it happens because of the closeness we've never even met, both from among the supporters or non supporters.

for that I just love all of the actors berterimah maker of social networking sites,
and make you a begelut in cyberspace]


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my inspiration

Beginning how the feeling is present, a story that is still etched in the minds and the happiness of its own. it is my time says "bambang is my ultimate inspiration" Unexpected

how funny? And his unexpected spele but how this becomes an engraving that is always on the recalls. I did not know the first bambang ultimate or commonly called BePe. Even one day when a friend showed me photos BePe BePe very acuh.namun blessing cup game in asia gemilangnya slowly but surely I started to love it and not long for some reason so he added ngidolain.


"love it hypocritical" as that is what they say and what I experienced. In the past I did not like but the reality is clearly different, there are things hidden and all slowly been proven.
mm. tidaak only see from a game, I also looked at in terms of characteristics BePe him, how he is always confident and always give the best, no matter how waffle ang chided him even able to accept all the criticism even though it was spicy. and one of the most touching words "Do not ever stop to dream" teach me religion is not easily surrendered.
loyalty to a team that has raised his name is "Liverpool" is not Free of Charge he gave.
and it also makes me salute.


one thing that is not biased lied that the figure of a BePe has given me the encouragement Because bambang is my ultimate inspiration.


Persija love love BePe et al

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17 years (hope)

Earth continues to spin on its axis and waktupun come forward to walk, like upstream to the estuary, all must go and change. 1994
length is now a distant memory we've stepped into the year 2011.1994 that time I was born, a time when I first saw the beauty of the world and time where my mother smiled at her first child was born.
Slowly I walked toward the goal and in the course of my life always and always taught from sitting to standing, from standing to walking and from walking to running.
And much more knowledge I found.


now addressing digit year 2011, the further away from 1994. More here would be an older person's age, especially me. In 2011 I got this old 17 years at his peak that is the 25th of March. It is a matter of course but number 17 contains more meaning, the meaning which the human at the age of 17 years moved from puberty to adolescence, of course all would change the nature, the act until about laiinya.

Every human being must have had a prayer so much as me, in my prayers just begging for my faith stay strong. and more mature in thinking in order to determine which are good and bad. and my prayer is that I can adults, adults in acting, thinking and everything ..


And I also have a hope, a hope which can sometimes happen when the lord willing and able to say impossible. My hope is:
What I did (a positive) can support and sanctioned by parents and get the science to the world stock and hereafter.


catatam I think this is just an curhatan, for those who read and commented I say accepted the love.






I and all the flaws, is able to survive and advance
spirit continues ... ... ... ... ..
Persija la Morale. MantaaaaBp

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ABSURD!

As in Poland, sometimes little surprising that ... architect and designer can not be a decorator, because their qualifications are .... sucks!


Roads / a Bartosz Wolski,

your application and interest in working at H & M a lot to us.

constantly looking for people who will bring to the apparel industry with new ideas and positive energy. Your qualifications and previous experience However, do not meet the requirements set by us, necessary for applying for the position of Decorator.

The H & M is looking for people are always open to new possibilities, and we hope that you stay in touch - visit hm.com in search of other positions that might be more appropriate. Visit our stores to keep track of the latest fashions!

Sincerely,

recruitment department of H & M

Their respectability probably means little, since surely no one looked to my CV. Funnier is that my previous experience of building just such design and implementation of her boutique with clothing ... and a little more expensive than this, and not another quality power cables.

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How to Recognize Fake or Milk Mixed Milk?

rise of pollution coverage formula, it's good we also know how to recognize fake milk, mix milk or milk already contaminated by bacteria:
1. Color Milk
natural color is milk white and opaque. This is caused by reflections of light on the parts of the smallest spread in milk, such as granules of fat. Based on this, if it found an unusual color in milk, such as blue, red, or yellow, then it shows that there is something that is not naturally in milk. Such milk should not be drunk directly or used simply as a food ingredient. The blue color indicates
bacteyanogenes microbes. At the beginning of hiru spots on the surface and then quickly spread on whole milk. This bluish color is the result of a reaction from the condition alkali. In addition, conditions will be seen when the fat separated from milk or reduced levels of water, the color of milk changes from white to blue.
The red color may be caused by several types of bacteria in the milk such as bacteria bactprodigiosum, or caused by blood in milk arising from infection in the breast milk-producing animals, or may also be caused due to errors in the milking process, especially the milk milked by means otornatis , if not done in a timely manner.
Medium yellow color is usually caused by milk-sinxatus bacil mikorba affected. It could also be a self-test by taking samples of milk and then placed in a clean milk galas, to then be viewed by irradiation bright.
2. Aroma Milk Milk
naturally has a special flavor that does not pierce the nose, but it easily absorbs fragrance Sekati. Therefore milk sometimes bring strange odor which indicates that the milk was contaminated. In fact, sometimes the smell of food consumed by milk-producing animals, for example, garlic or onion.
Sometimes, the smell is due to unnatural places or containers used for milk is not clean.
3. Flavor Milk Flavor
milk passed away at the influence of a mixture of sweet and salty, so it's also a mix of sweet and salty. Among the taste of milk is unnatural;
a. Bitter. This is due to the rotting garbage or as result by the growth of some microbes.
b. Asin. Salty taste is usually there in the milk taken from animals that are old, or taken from animals exposed to infection. Therefore, this kind of milk should not be consumed directly or used directly as a mixture of food.
Among other strange taste in the milk fat is flavor, taste stale, and taste fishy.
advisable to not tasted milk that smells foul, is tainted because it was feared disease that can move into the human body. But, enough just to test the scent. This test can be a way to open and then kissed Cutup directly on the surface of the container, because this scent will easily evaporate from the milk, so it will be easy to know the quality.
4. Viscosity
Milk has a higher viscosity level than the water. Kohesitas Generally this will be reduced when added to water, or shortage of oil element in it. Kohesitas in milk also serves to identify fraudulent or mixing in milk in a simple way. Reader

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Effect of Sunlight on Skin

composite layer of human skin like a layer cake layer. Outermost layer called the cuticle, inside there hides and blubber layer. In the epidermis there are cells that are useful for skin turnover and pigment-forming melanocyte cells eumelanin in it there is melanosom melanisasi scene of the pigment eumelanin formation. As described above, the function of eumelanin is as protective skin from the sun, in addition to skin coloring. The person who is black, his melanocyte cell more than white people, so it is more resistant to sunlight stings. In contrast, white-skinned people, exposure / exposure to sunlight easily penetrates the cuticle layer, flammable, and skin cancer. Strength
sunlight depending on the type ultra violet (UV) contained. Types of UV light comprises ultraviolet light A (UVA), ultraviolet B (UVB) and visible light. UVB rays with shorter wavelengths, is filtered by the ozone layer to reach the earth's atmosphere with a fairly high level and lead exposure in the epidermis with symptoms of burning (sunburn) or brown (Sutan). Meanwhile, UVA rays have lower energy, but is able to penetrate the layer of fat on the skin. UVA is responsible for damage to collagen and elastin network, which is a substance that makes skin strong and supple.
What should be done to ward off the sun? First, experts recommend always using a sunscreen when exposed to sunlight. Sunscreen is a variety of type. There is a form of cream, liquid, gel, or foam. It is best sunscreen containing SPF and in accordance with our skin type. Substance SPF is the ability of a sunscreen to reduce the amount of UV rays that reach the skin. If the there is an SPF 15 sunscreen, means the skin will burn for 15 x 20 minutes = 300 minutes. Twenty minutes was the limit of tolerance of skin and UV shock. Outstanding Sunscreen and SPF 2 to SPF 34.
In choosing a sunscreen should also be noted skin types. What is the condition of oily skin and acne? If yes, choose a sunscreen that is free of oil or non-komedogenik. Chemical sunscreens contain active ingredients class of PABA (para amino benzoin), non-PABA, and combinations. Group PABA impede or block UVA rays (which create abnormal pigmentation), while the blocking of UVB (rays that cause sunburn) is weak. Sunscreens contain a combination of more and one active ingredient and protects skin, and UVA and UVB. By knowing a variety of sunscreen, it's no longer a need dikhawtirkan consequences that occur due to sun exposure. Reader

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Breast Pain Feels Hard and

A woman who is beautiful and sexy go to the doctor to consult illness.

Patient: "Doc, my breasts feel hard at all and really hurt you?"

Then the doctor started to examine by holding the woman's breast for a while, and the patient is again asked

Patient: "So how can dock?"

Doctor: "This seems to infectious diseases. Now my penis is hard and painful."
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Why Chicken cross the road? Computer Expert Child

If any Question:
Why Chicken cross the road?

Answer by:

Kindergarten Teacher: To be
until the end of the road.

FBI:
Give me five minutes with the chicken, I'll know why.

Aristotle: Because it is the nature of the chicken.

Martin Luther King, Jr..:
I dream of a world that frees all the chicken cross the road without questioning why.

Freud:
fact that you all do care about the reason the chicken show you the hidden sexual discomfort.

George W Bush: We do not care why the chicken crossed! We just want to know if the chicken is on our side or not, is he with us or against us. There is no central party here!

Darwin: Chickens
been through an extraordinary period of time, been through natural selection in a certain way and are naturally eliminated by crossing the street.

Einstein:
Did the chicken cross the road or the road moved beneath the chicken, it all depends on our own point of view.

Nelson Mandela:
There will never again questioned why the chicken crossed the road! He is a role model which I will defend to the death!

Thabo Mbeki:
We must find out whether there is truly a correlation between the chicken and the road.

Isaac Newton:
All chickens in planet crossed his path vertically in a straight line that is not limited in a uniform speed, unless the chicken stops because there are disproportionate reaction from the opposite direction.

Miyabi:
Ooohh ... Aahhh ... Yeeahh ... Mmmhhh ...

Oracle Programmer:
Not all chicken to cross the street, so it is necessary to interface to the nyeberangable chicken, chickens who want to or can cross nyebrangable required to implement the interface, so here is clearly seen that between the chicken with roads are loosely coupled.

Sutiyoso:
That chicken would want to ride busway.

Suharto:
chickens which are not cross, no gebuk all! If necessary yes burials only.

Habibie:
Chicken crossed because there is gravitational attraction, which occurred that resulted in the acceleration of the chicken following the rotation and moved across the street.

Nia Dinata:
Definitely want to cast '30 Days Seeking Chicken 'ya?

Desi Ratnasari:
No comment! Ahmad Dhani

: Origin chicken want polygamy, I think not want to cross where there is a problem too ... Chinta

Laura: Chicken cross jhalaan ..? because there was no owject ... biecheeck. ...

Julia Perez:
So what if the chicken cross the road? Because the male's there! Instead of the female alone in the opposite here, there he yaaahhhh laahh ... Cape khan continue to use the tool?

Roy Marten:
Chicken khan was just normal animals, can certainly make mistakes .. (While
uncontrollably).

Butet Kartaredjasa:
Lha ya clear to avoid grebekan kamtib to?

Megawati:
chicken chicken definitely underprivileged. He was on foot anyway?

Harmoko:
Based on presidential instructions.

and the best answer is:

Gus Dur: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? Why dipikirin? Aja so why bother!
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Child Computer Expert

Although already divorced with Vienna, Joni decided to raise his own child of a marriage to Vienna. Proud of the profession as a computer expert, Joni tried to teach our children early on the working principle of the computer. When was feeding, Joni said, "Well Billy, consider this disendok food and mouth diskdrive diskette. Diskette must be inserted into diskdrive ". The boy opened his mouth and eat. After a couple of bites, the child is reluctant to open his mouth and continue to persuade, "Let's open your mouth, this diskette should enter into diskdrive."
While there are grains of a rock show, the boy said, "Papa, there is a virus". Patiently Joni
stones throw beads and the child want to eat anymore. But after a couple of bites, the child stopped eating and Joni are getting impatient kept asking her son to open his mouth. The boy still refused to eat. After Joni shouting angrily, the boy finally said,
"Papa, his computer was hang ..." Joni
long sigh just trying to remain patient. It occurred to format dibenaknya naughty child who is in front.

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REALLY HOT HERE

A man was on holiday to Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and plan to joined the next day. When we reached the hotel, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. Unable to find a scrap of paper where he noted his wife's e-mail address, then he tries his best to send e-mail keistrinya. Unfortunately, he forgot one letters and e-mail is bolted directly to a woman whose husband has just died one day earlier. When women who are grieving to check the contents of the e-mail, he shouted with a great last fall kelantai and died instantly. His family ran into the room and saw the letter on the computer screen: My wife loved ones, I just got here. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS. Heat right here

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WEDDING AND

Funeral

I always feel uncomfortable when I have to come to a family wedding.

Want to know why?

Usually, aunt, my aunt, Grandma, and other relatives would come over to me, patting his shoulder, "You're next, right?" They said. Sebel banget, berperikejombloan not at all!

This habit stopped after I did the same thing to them at every family funeral.

*** CHANGING CLOTHES

In Company C an army for months already served in the interior of Irian Jaya, until one day they collected by the commander.

"I have two news for you guys, good news and bad news. The good news today in our apparel will be replaced ... "

" Horeeee! Ready, Commander! "Cried all the troops with joy.

"Well, now the bad news. Bambang, change your underwear with a Joko. Iwan, you replace it with a Budi ... "

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One day there was a young man applying to a company.

HRD Manager: "If you accepted in this company, how much salary you expect?"

Applicants: "I want to pay in U.S. dollars only, sir. Do not be too high, just $ 10,000 alone. "

HRD Manager:" It may also, in accordance with the position you are applying.

Um ... what if the company offers more.

We provide Mercedes car complete with driver, house in Pondok Indah with swimming pool, a vacation every weekend to Bali, 12 days leave each year end salary plus a bonus of 12 times? "

Applicants: (no confidence)" Ah, do not joke, sir! "

HRD Manager:" Why do you go first ... who invited kidding? "

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Tips for Not In Tilang Police Records

As a nation of peace lovers, it's no secret that many road users who prefer the path 'shake' when ticket. But in accordance with the spirit of reform, the people of Indonesia are also anti-corruption practices, causing many are trying not to bribe, though still objected ticket.

way be taken as the middle way is different. Here are three tricks that are most often tried to prove its validity. And these tricks ... NEVER FAIL!

SECRET ANTI ticket # 1: My child generals!
Tricks represents the most common tricks. Sometimes combined with the recognition of civil or police officials penyelipan card. When stopped, ticketed candidates to look confident, and spoke in a loud voice, tone pretentious, full of confidence.
Scenario:
"Sorry bu, mother violated article so because so-so"
"YA ALREADY! YA ALREADY! TILANGLAH YOU ME NOW! GO FAST! Tickets ONLY! "
" Err ... sorry bu, memangnya mother .. who are you? "
" TYPE WHERE did you TANYA-TANYA WHO I AM! IF YOU WANT ticket, TILANGLAH YA THERE! "
" Sorry bu, mothers know who?
"Do IF I KNOW WHO-WHO WHY? Huh? YOU WANT BIGGER AGAIN speeding ticket? Huh? "
" Engga bu, be careful next time ya ... "
Why never fails ... In psychology, this tactic is stems in reverse psychology, where someone makes a persuasive order directing the other person to do things that just are not desirable. Telling the police officer to cause it aloud will trigger the reactants in the self-Pak Police, which is a negative response when responding to a persuasion, thus acting exactly the opposite persuasion which is given (let go and not cause it).
psychology theory is actually derived from ancient century Indonesia, and is known in the local language as a theory of bluff, where someone takes on the role which implies power greater than it actually possessed. More and more gray areas, the more hesitant the other person will be our ability to fully and normally do not dare to take risks ....
Because often used, needed careful in performing this trick. DO NOT LYING is the key to success to success. That includes: do not be admitted if it were not brothers and sisters do not give telephone numbers that can not be contacted. Remember, failures and suspicious movements can bear heavier traffic ticket!

SECRET ANTI ticket # 2: I back a lot of trouble, sir!
ALERT! ACTING EXERCISES NEED THIS TRICK! These tips are perfect for you enthusiasts who have the ability theatrical. Once the police stop you must immediately begin to animism. Immediately telengkupkan hands, wet your eyes with crocodile tears, and snot tug that sounded like crying. During interrogation, keep eye contact is minimal with Pak Police, move your hands covering her face like she was depressed.
Scenario:
"Sorry bu, mother violated article so because so-so"
"Oh, teserah deh, sir, what my father would nilang how teserah Dhe,"
"So mom what?"
"Ouch, ga Dhe have to ask his pants, sir, I am again a lot of trouble ya! "
" Problem mother what? "
" Just me again a lot of trouble! So I had tuh ga see the red light in front, my mind tangled! So if you want deh teserah nilang me ... "Spoken in a tone of frustration and ended with a low voice and tone pendant.
"Duh, how can I help you again if something goes wrong?"
"Ga can! Dad can not help me! "Seem willing to cry," Ga there who can help SAAYAA! "Crying hysterically.
"Yes uda Dhe if the mother again a lot of problems, be careful next time ya ..."
Why never fails ... Because bad guys always win, and this is a very evil techniques. This trick is take advantage of the good side of a cop. Man in essence have a conscience that is guided by moral values \u200b\u200bin a social environment. No humans are born without empathy for other human beings will be trouble, even though only a speck. Moreover, a cop who is expected to become the civil society.
This tactic is still rarely used, perhaps because it requires a deep appreciation and also because this trick is so easy to recognize. Once applied, of course the police will always be reminded. Proverbial very phony to the test, a lifetime of disbelief. I could have been cut to the scenario:
"Ahhh! Already! Already! Ga need to pretend! Yesterday there uda pake tuh! The mothers! "

SECRET ANTI ticket # 3: I am a law student, you know!
If you are not a law student, need not be so hesitant because reading the title. It is not necessary true for law school use this trick. Simply maintaining the ability of persuasion and tenacity kinds of cases lawyers artist.
Scenario:
"Ma'am violated article so because so-so"
"Oops, sorry, sir, because his signs did not look, ketutupan Tuu tree ... anyways I was the first time through here, so I do not understand the same streets ... "
" Yes but I can so please, Ma'am still violated and have a ticket "
" Gee, can not be a direct ticket so, sir! Kan I already told you why, because ketutupan rambunya invisible trees, so it is actually not a mistake on my part. I am a law student you know, sir! Litigious society! I know the articles and its application, that if the violation because the signs are not clear, can not be penalized! "
" It is a rule like that anyway, violating sanctions hit ya! "
" Nahh, that's it, let alone I had already asked sorry for the first time through. I am a law student, sir, so I know the rules of court. I am certainly not guilty because I was not informed in advance that what I did was wrong. Signs are not clear. My first pass. Who can tell me? "
" That was my stop and I tell you, Ma'am violated! "
" Absolutely, thank you, sir, indeed the duty of a police to guide community members to obey the rules. Because now I've learned here ga may turn, and next time do not violate. "
" But this is still a ticket! "
" Well, I'm sure bapakpun as law enforcement as well as I studied law at law school. Violation of this time is not got a ticket, sir, but the next if I violate again, I have a ticket. "
" Yes there has been talk in the session ticket! "
" Again sir, I was already almost graduated from law school, I mastered the material means the law! Try father liat klo ga believe, this is my student card, FACULTY OF LAW graduating class this year. According to what I learned, not all violations must enter the trial phase, if it is given a valid excuse for violations. I already gave my reasons. I do not even blame the officials who put signs in places that are not visible. "
" Well there goes! "
Why never fails ... there is no psychological theory behind these tips, except the understanding that the human psyche can be disrupted when you hear the sound memekakan ear continuously in a certain period. Police were also human, that can crazy hear endless barrage of alibi by the sound that is not pleasant to hear.
Obviously these tips do not mean to insult the police. We had been enjoying the fruits of reform of the bureaucracy while taking care of the SIM, collision letter and ticket. Friendly-fast-not expensive. Indeed all of these tips are written so that the authorities can avoid the people who like embezzlement until ticketed. Anything else that would assist law enforcement efforts?
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1. Do not scratch your scalp because it can make the skin blister and cause secondary infections.
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2. regularly anti-dandruff shampoo containing zinc pyrithione (ZPT), because this type of shampoo has the effect of anti-bacteria and fungi that can prevent or reduce the incidence of skin flakes and relieve itching in the head.
3. Eliminate stress . Although not the main cause, but stress can trigger dandruff.
4. Avoid the use of hair oil, gel or hair spray because it can trigger excessive growth of skin fungi.
5. Limiting foods and beverages that can trigger the growth of skin fungi, such as alcoholic beverages.
6. Eat foods that contain vitamin B to maintain healthy hair, such as egg yolks, nuts, seeds and vegetables.
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• here are 4 ways herbs to cure diseases that interfere with a cold. The first way is to use betel leaf and turmeric masters. At first, prepare 10 pieces of betel leaf and turmeric masters 25 gr (cut into pieces). Rinse and then boiled with 600 cc of water until the remaining 300 cc. Strain and add honey or sugar cubes. Drinking water 2-3 times a day, as much as 100-150 cc every drink.
• The second way is to use a bitter . At first, prepare the dry bitter leaves and mashed up into a powder. Take 1-2 grams powder, and brewed with hot water. Add honey and stir until blended. Drink while warm. Do as much as 3 times a day.
• third way is by using a grafting of life and grip. At first, prepare the continued life of fresh and 15 grams of fresh grip. Rinse and then blender. Add 150 cc of boiled water and blend again. Strain and drink the water 2 times a day.
• last way is to use the ginger, garlic, and lemon . At first, prepare 10 g of fresh ginger and 1 clove garlic, wash clean, then puree. Brewed with hot water 200 cc and add the juice of half lemon and honey. Drink while warm. Do as much as 3 times a day.

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Besides being a source of various diseases, high cholesterol was also influenced by one's sex life, both men and women. Maybe that was not common knowledge is the case erectile dysfunction caused by excessive cholesterol. This is caused by chaotic terbatasinya arteries and blood flow by a pile of cholesterol. As a result, penis erection difficulties because of the erection itself depends on the flow of blood that flows to the penis.
Worse yet, the production of cholesterol-lowering drug that is commonly used, namely statins, it has side effects that actually reduce one's libido. Based on a 2009 study funded by the government of the United States, the use of statins can cause changes in sexual pleasure, such as the declining quality of the user sex. This effect is more significant for male patients than female. Fortunately not all made from statin cholesterol drugs to sex, so this can be avoided by switching to another statin drug.
For the women, high cholesterol levels can cause them difficult to become aroused. The cause is almost equal to erectile dysfunction, the inhibition of blood flow in the pelvic region due to the accumulation of cholesterol in the arteries. Use a little lubricant can solve the problem, but not entirely complete. Some of the blocked artery to the clitoris and orgasm or cause any of the pleasant sensation it almost impossible to happen.
To avoid problems with your sex life (especially at moments first night), it is advisable to prevent the occurrence of excess cholesterol . If you have already, just do it low-cholesterol diet. One of them with emphasis on eating vegetables because it can increase cholesterol saturated fat. The nice, do dietary cholesterol, according to doctors and sex therapists, it is equivalent to a diet of sex, where a healthy cholesterol diet will help us in getting a healthy sex life as well.
Do not forget, exercise is also important for good sex and good cholesterol. Moving 30 minutes each day will be able to pump blood throughout the body, including body parts that are key to sexual pleasure.
By the way, despite all difficulties posed, cholesterol is also beneficial to the formation of sex hormones. At certain levels, cholesterol can help in the development of the body, including sex hormones. In women, cholesterol levels helps produce estrogen and progesterone. And in men, cholesterol stimulates the creation of testosterone. Without this hormone, not to grow certain physical characteristics associated with gender, such as breast for women or increased body hair for men. This hormone is also important for reproduction, if the sex to have children means you need a lot of cholesterol. Cholesterol is also responsible to make vitamin D in the human body, which produce strong bones and teeth.
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