If any Question:
Why Chicken cross the road?
Answer by:
Kindergarten Teacher: To be
until the end of the road.
FBI:
Give me five minutes with the chicken, I'll know why.
Aristotle: Because it is the nature of the chicken.
Martin Luther King, Jr..:
I dream of a world that frees all the chicken cross the road without questioning why.
Freud:
fact that you all do care about the reason the chicken show you the hidden sexual discomfort.
George W Bush: We do not care why the chicken crossed! We just want to know if the chicken is on our side or not, is he with us or against us. There is no central party here!
Darwin: Chickens
been through an extraordinary period of time, been through natural selection in a certain way and are naturally eliminated by crossing the street.
Einstein:
Did the chicken cross the road or the road moved beneath the chicken, it all depends on our own point of view.
Nelson Mandela:
There will never again questioned why the chicken crossed the road! He is a role model which I will defend to the death!
Thabo Mbeki:
We must find out whether there is truly a correlation between the chicken and the road.
Isaac Newton:
All chickens in planet crossed his path vertically in a straight line that is not limited in a uniform speed, unless the chicken stops because there are disproportionate reaction from the opposite direction.
Miyabi:
Ooohh ... Aahhh ... Yeeahh ... Mmmhhh ...
Oracle Programmer:
Not all chicken to cross the street, so it is necessary to interface to the nyeberangable chicken, chickens who want to or can cross nyebrangable required to implement the interface, so here is clearly seen that between the chicken with roads are loosely coupled.
Sutiyoso:
That chicken would want to ride busway.
Suharto:
chickens which are not cross, no gebuk all! If necessary yes burials only.
Habibie:
Chicken crossed because there is gravitational attraction, which occurred that resulted in the acceleration of the chicken following the rotation and moved across the street.
Nia Dinata:
Definitely want to cast '30 Days Seeking Chicken 'ya?
Desi Ratnasari:
No comment! Ahmad Dhani
: Origin chicken want polygamy, I think not want to cross where there is a problem too ... Chinta
Laura: Chicken cross jhalaan ..? because there was no owject ... biecheeck. ...
Julia Perez:
So what if the chicken cross the road? Because the male's there! Instead of the female alone in the opposite here, there he yaaahhhh laahh ... Cape khan continue to use the tool?
Roy Marten:
Chicken khan was just normal animals, can certainly make mistakes .. (While
uncontrollably).
Butet Kartaredjasa:
Lha ya clear to avoid grebekan kamtib to?
Megawati:
chicken chicken definitely underprivileged. He was on foot anyway?
Harmoko:
Based on presidential instructions.
and the best answer is:
Gus Dur: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? Why dipikirin? Aja so why bother!
source: www.iloveblue.com
Thank you visit. Please help to click my ads yes. ! Blog this for the sake of progress in the future Kate
0 comments:
Post a Comment