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A man was on holiday to Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and plan to joined the next day. When we reached the hotel, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. Unable to find a scrap of paper where he noted his wife's e-mail address, then he tries his best to send e-mail keistrinya. Unfortunately, he forgot one letters and e-mail is bolted directly to a woman whose husband has just died one day earlier. When women who are grieving to check the contents of the e-mail, he shouted with a great last fall kelantai and died instantly. His family ran into the room and saw the letter on the computer screen: My wife loved ones, I just got here. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. PS. Heat right here

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WEDDING AND

Funeral

I always feel uncomfortable when I have to come to a family wedding.

Want to know why?

Usually, aunt, my aunt, Grandma, and other relatives would come over to me, patting his shoulder, "You're next, right?" They said. Sebel banget, berperikejombloan not at all!

This habit stopped after I did the same thing to them at every family funeral.

*** CHANGING CLOTHES

In Company C an army for months already served in the interior of Irian Jaya, until one day they collected by the commander.

"I have two news for you guys, good news and bad news. The good news today in our apparel will be replaced ... "

" Horeeee! Ready, Commander! "Cried all the troops with joy.

"Well, now the bad news. Bambang, change your underwear with a Joko. Iwan, you replace it with a Budi ... "

*** INTERVIEW

One day there was a young man applying to a company.

HRD Manager: "If you accepted in this company, how much salary you expect?"

Applicants: "I want to pay in U.S. dollars only, sir. Do not be too high, just $ 10,000 alone. "

HRD Manager:" It may also, in accordance with the position you are applying.

Um ... what if the company offers more.

We provide Mercedes car complete with driver, house in Pondok Indah with swimming pool, a vacation every weekend to Bali, 12 days leave each year end salary plus a bonus of 12 times? "

Applicants: (no confidence)" Ah, do not joke, sir! "

HRD Manager:" Why do you go first ... who invited kidding? "

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